Thursday, May 03, 2007

Mitt Romney angles for the Endorsement of John Travolta and Tom Cruise

as he told Fox News that his favorite novel was L. Ron Hubbard's decidedly weird sci fi-$cientology opus "Battlefield Earth".
Honestly, Mitt needs to fire some of the dumb-ass spin doctor's he has retained to humanize his image.
Clearly his staff thought "Battlefield Earth" was some easy popular space opera on the order of E.E. "Doc" Smith's old "Lensmen" series....something that will take the shine off the public perception that Romney is naught but a chilly, rich, Mormon Bishop who can execute a backflip in seconds flat.
None of these yaps had any idea that "Battlefield Earth" is in fact a core document in the whole $cientology cult.
That points to some bad hires on Romney's part.
When JFK's brain trust had to come up a favorite novel to burnish JFK's populist bona fides they were smart enough to go with Ian Fleming's "From Russia with Love".
The difference here with respect to outcomes, is glaringly obvious mah frenz.

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