Herman Cain...

Just whipped Texas Governor Rick Perry fat white ass in a Florida Straw Poll.

Oh Ghod, I'm needing Harvard Stadium to guffaw in...
I Really do...

Lordy two weeks ago, Governor Rick Perry was the Man of Destiny in the GOP, except he fell off his charger, shot himself into the foot and while he was hopping around crying & cursing liberals he concussed himself badly falling over the hitching post.
So much for Rick Perry as "Shane" at this point he more likely resembles Batman's old foe, "Shame" World's thickest outlaw cowboy (played by the late Cliff Robertson).
Still I don't think Herman Cain should burn down Perry completely, the Texas Governor is just stupid enough to serve as Secretary of Transportation in a Cain Administration, gotta look ahead on these things.
Godalmighty, Perry had it all, except he couldn't debate worth a damn, I mean he got schooled by Mitt Romney himself a truly terrible public speaker in every way...what does that tell you?
And the kicker is, all this chaos in the GOP Presidential ranks is increasing pressure on New Jersey Governor Christie to parachute in and save the GOP from the last guy who swooped down to save the GOP....
Cuz thats what the country craves, a fat crass lout from the Jersey Shore...
Y'know the GOP due to it's repugnance of good governance, has fallen into a dangerous "hero trap" where every single candidate is being evaluated not for the US Presidency its glories and toils, but for Demigod-hood.
That seems to be their current very public neurosis, hero worship, they can't find one.
Still if he wasn't such a slow witted specimen, Rick Perry could survive this, John Kerry once polled behind the Reverend Al Sharpton in New Hampshire, but then the Senator didn't wanna be Hercules, he just wanted to be President.