Saturday, May 21, 2011

Rapture of the Freep

Why do I have a feeling that Willard Mitt Romney's Presidential campaign apparat have two press releases proofed QC's and ready to go IF the rapture really does go down today and the book worshippers are beamed up to glory?

Press Release #1) Denounces President O'Bama for insulting millions of bible believing Americans by declining to dematerialize.

Press Release #2) Lambasts President O'Bama for "unconscionably dematerializing" and thus leaving the American People in the lurch amidst a world wide recession.

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