Monday, August 15, 2011

Okay so now Rick Perry wants in....

what is he running for King of the Cavemen or something?
Silly Texas Governor, cavemen don't have elections, they select their chieftains via displays of physical prowess, heaving rocks or wrestling saber toothed tigers bare handed.
Nope, Rick GOP Governor of the most violent, polluted, corrupt and miserable state in the Union, wants to be President.
Seems like as democrats, we've been running against smug aggressive Texas pols for decades now. Just once, I'd like to see some smart capable advert-freaks do to Texas what was done to Massachusetts back in 1988 by Lee Atwater and his pack of porch climbers.
Meanwhile Rick actually has the neanderthal wisdom to run on "jobs" of course most jobs in Texas are miserable low paying and unprotected by even a quaint 19th century notion of workman's compensation...but this is The Lone Star State nobody ever seems to have the stones to call it a shit hole, so Perry is probably safe.
He might just do to Romney what Romney wants to do to Bachmann, so the sheer mayhem factor just jumped up a good ten clicks in the GOP Presidential sweeps.
And to that, let me add this rumor....

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