Sunday, March 25, 2012

Dick Cheney got a heart transplant...

Why?
He has functioned perfectly well at the apex of GOP politics for decades without any indication of either having or needing a heart.

Oh that was cruel...

Well if he wakes up weeping with sympathy for the poor and infirm, then the transplant was a success...

I'm warning you, you'll make Jeff Jacoby's list for sure this year!!!

Sorry but a new heart is no cure. Cheney is still gonna crave human blood when the moon is full, the medical team should have consulted Hammer Horror Films for confirmation of this.

STOP!!!
WRONG!!
I Kid!
I Kid because...I love....
I love
To Kid.

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