on his Harley Sunday and a like a clumsy oaf ran smack into a neighbor's SUV.
Normally the fifteen stitches in his upper lip would hardly qualify for a paragraph in the Globe's "Names & Faces" column....thankfully however, Wolf Blitzer and CNN are on the job to give the California Governor the ass-licking he somehow deserves!
I shit you not dear readers, Wolf devoted something akin to ten minutes of congressionally licensed television time last night to groveling and praising Arnie for his simpleminded invulnerability to harm.
It was to say the least a sickening and syrupy performance, Blitzer seems weirdly mesmerized by Arnie's cartoonish image of machismo even when he goes crashing into a car like a Keystone Kop.
But anyway, who is the real victim here?
Why none other than Patrick Schwarzenegger, the Governor's twlve year old son who had to sit ther in the Gubernatorial side-car like Father and Son were Colonel Klink & Sargeant Schultz as Dad took a header into a Ford Explorer's side panel.
The kid must be mortified...I suspect he tells everyone at Junior High his name is "Patrick Shriver".
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