Tuesday, August 09, 2011

Rick Perry wants...

to run for President even though he could not successfully lobby the Almighty for rain in Texas. The man sure loves his camp meetings and xian revivals doesn't he?
I guess Governor Perry thinks there isn't enough aggressive bumptious christian fundamentalism in the current GOP line up. Watching him and Bachmann speaking in tongues and writhing on the floor in a compulsive bid to ingratiate themselves with the yeoman of Epsom Circle ought to be some fun.
Almost as much fun as watching two uptight passive aggressive Mormon gimps like Huntsman and Romney try to sucker punch each other without looking like a pair of hooligans.
In short, Perry resolves nothing in the GOP Primary, the big conservative warrior-patriot-messiah is nowhere to be seen in 2012. If Pawlenty, Romney, Bachmann, Gingrich and Huntsman don't measure, Perry (who is as soft as puppy dog shit) ain't gonna do no business either.

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