Humble Elias is glued to CNN today

to see if someone spritzes Rupert Murdoch in the puss with an old fashioned seltzer bottle...or perhaps quietly drops a banana peel in his path.
AFter yesterday's rip tickling "pie incident" anything is possible.
Of course there is nothing funnier than a tyrannical bully who suddenly has to pretend to be old and a little dotty to survive a scandal which is exactly what I think was going on yesterday with Murdoch's testimony before parliament. He is pulling a "Corporal Klinger" pure and simple.

BTW nice arm on that "Gal young un" wife of Murdoch's...she can really jab with the best of them, but then just for a moment her ticket to ride was imperiled, so I can understand.