"Anyone watching "Meet the Press" lately?"

I haven't...
So has Host Tim Russert started writhing on the floor screeching in
raw hysterical panic over North Korea's nuclear weapons program?
If he hasn't it is only a matter of time.
As everyone who listens to his tirades and pompous effusions on the
"Imus in the Morning" program knows, Tim is haplessly
nuclear-phobic.
EVERY time he goes on that show he ends said appearance with a
voice-a-trembling at the thought of nuclear blackmail from some
punk-@ss 3rd world nation.
I'm not kidding this is what keeps Tim awake at night the nightmare
that some teensy weensy comic opera duchy will get a great big
a-bomb AND FORCE US TO OUR KNEES!!!
politics with good old fashioned homosexual assault... and I do say
that with a smile:>
Okay I kid, the real reason Tim fears the bomb izzat a nuclear
explosion could possibly adversely affect his lavish stock options
and Nero-esque lifestyle.

It's amusing to watch such a quintessential DC "kewl kid" sweating
and serious over such a scenario-no doubt Tim ran out of the press
screening of "Die Another Day" gibbering with fear.
***
Since we have no positive influence whatsover over the DC
punditariat I say we should quietly bombard Russert with "serious"
e-mails compleat with faux diagrams detailing North Korea's
"Q-Bomb" program and their secret project to develop a city busting
"Z-ray".
The poor credulous fool will no doubt lap this nonsense up and
sooner or later he'll be grilling Donald Rumsfeld about "North
Korea's Time Tunnel"...
Russert's an attorney, he couldn't separate fact from fiction if he
tried...
:)