Monday, February 24, 2003

This is something I posted earlier on the inestimable Bartcop.com
Think of it as a good representative sample of what is to come assuming I go with this weblog gadget.

"Sean Hannity: Man on Horseback:"

This week's issue of "Crain's New York Business" describes radio talk show tyrant Sean Hannity in the following way:
"Mr. Hannity uses his passion, his knowledge and his Marlboro-man good looks to connect with his fans".
Now, never mind the fact that Marlboro man good looks don't count for sh*t on the radio....lets concentrate on finding out what drunken publicist decided that Sean Hannity a dough faced j.o. from the suburbs is some kind of solemn macho totem?
Because that publicist's gift for comedy could lead Saturday Night Live back to the promised land, I tells yuh.
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If that callow sweet-lipped punk is a cowboy then Rush Limbaugh must be a kind of post modern Steve Reeves!
Of you put Sean in a cowboy hat and boots he'd look like a the back-up Mascot at a Junior College football game...
If he took to swaggering like the abovementioned cowboy he'd look he was still learning the hokey-pokey....
In short and will all due respect:
WHO THE HELL IS CRAIN'S NEW YORK BUSINESS KIDDING?
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And another thing, what is the nonsense about Sean being "passionate" about his politics?
If you were a money starved sociopath what radio persona would you adopt to beat the quickest path to riches and power?
1) An Adlai Stevenson liberal...polite and well mannered to a fault
or
2) An overbearing screaming ranting raving homicidal rightical chic freakjob?
We don't KNOW if he's passionate about anything other than masturbation because nobody else who is passionate about ANYTHING else gets on the radio!!!
Sick
Demented
Typical...

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