Tuesday, September 21, 2004

Bag em' and tag em'...

(Yeah I know I said I wouldn't be updating this week...but the Governor of Massachusetts keeps acting like an ass so...)
So, let me get this straight, Romney wants to tag all class three sex offenders with GPS ankle bracelets?
This so probation officers and suchlike can track them and make sure all restraining orders are carried out.
Wow...
We are talking about exactly three offenders in the Commonwealth who qualify though.

Movement conservatives just LOVE the latest top shelf high tech gadgetry don't they?

If it buzzes, hums, clicks, plays the national anthem ,or better yet is made by slave labor in Thailand...they are all over it like flies on shit.
And so it is with Decaf with his powerpoint presentations and other trendy gimmicks.
Frankly though, I think Romney ought to be tagged with a GPS homing device.
That way ANYONE in the Commonwealth can track The Kolobian Viceroy and see how much time he spends in D.C., Utah, or up in New Hampshire.
Maybe some technogeek on Route 128 can come up with an upgraded GPS bracelet that buzzes loudly an every time Decaf promises some unwary Granite State vote a no-tax Utopia where nobody will ever have to work at all.

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