Frankly,

I think some serious jail time would be the best thing in the world for Rush Limbaugh.
There are tons of freepers behind bars so he'll hardly be lonely.
And maybe he'll make some new friends while goin' cold turkey in the slams.
It's a cinch whatever deluxe rehab resort he has checked into WON'T get his problem under control.
Nope, no doubt Rush thinks the joint is a Club Med type deal and is ordering ribs covered in blood sauce from room service even as I write this.
By all accounts Limbaugh already leads a bleak prison like existence so it'll hardly be any great change for him.
From rattling around that 50 room mansion all day long sprawled like a beached whale on the couch watching football to rattling around the prison yard watching the penitentiary's baseball team.
Simple....
The guy lives in a freeper heaven, huge mansion, no emotional entanglements, and all the opportunities in the world to wallow in trite sadism on the public airwaves.
I mean no wonder he developed this phoney baloney "back problem" and needed 4500+ oxycontin pills to dull the pain.
Richard Nixon had psychosomatic back problems too....a legacy of his life long envy he projected onto J.F.K.
Hitler had phantom stomach problems and treated it with a strict vegetarian diet and plenty of goofyjuice injections from the loathsome Dr. Theodor Morell.
It is the same with Rush, he found a croaker who wrote him a script instead of sending him along to a psychiatrist.
Being public ass hole #1 apparently exacts a potent psychic toll.
That is if, he had a bona fide RX....there is some debate on that point.
Whatever the story jail will clean Rush up and make a man out of him...as Richard Nixon once observed after he resigned "a lot of good books have been written in jail".
"Mein Kampf" for instance.

Good luck Rush and remember, cigarettes are like money in the joint....and don't fall for that old "my credit is good, I gotta letter coming in from my sister" routine.