Monday Notes

So....if Rush Limbaugh is a junkie and perhaps even a dealer...
And
Bill Bennett is a compulsive gambler....
And
Arnold Schwarzenegger is a sex addict and a steroid freak...
And
George Bush Jr. a "reformed" drunk...
Then what do you suppose William Safire's shameful secret might be?
:)
I mean we are on a roll here folks...the virtucracy is falling to ruins before our eyes under a punishing hail of morphine styrettes, hookers, luv-chill'un, high stakes poker, and booze booze booze as far as the eye can see.
Safire's next I can just feel it....
I say it's something truly anathema to the shi'ite conservatives out there...like maybe Bill's hard drive at the New York Times is clogged with muscleboy cheesecake pics from Bob Mizer's old athletic modeling catalogues.
No doubt Schwarzenegger's steroidal berserker physique is just "too much" for the fastidious conservative contrarian.
Either that or he goes down to the alleyway on his lunch hour to huff paint thinner with the sans culottes or maybe Safire still thinks there is a decent psychoactive in testor's glue.
Either way we will find out shortly.
:)