a news anchor just made for shark attacks in Florida and kidnapped white kids all over America. His blank punim, his robotic baritone its all so intimate and reassuring.
The summer, traditionally a slow news season is nothing less than Brian's time to shine. Bits on sunburn, the latest beach toys, robot lawn-mowers all Brian's stock in trade.
Of course if you need someone to explain how La Famiglia Arbusto's tax policy is both bankrupting and de-industrializing America you'll need someone else. Thats too big a job for poor Brian.
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