Sunday, April 08, 2007

"Varmints-n-critters-n-rats OH MY!"

The Boston Globe reports that Candidate Romney has revised his lifelong passion for hunting with the following proviso:

"I've always been a rodent and rabbit hunter. Small varmints if you will. I began when I was 15 or so and I have hunted those kinds of varmints since then. More than two times."

If they are "small varmints" Governor Romney, then why spend all that money on a firearm and the requisite paperwork it requires and instead simply set out some traps for the pesky vermin in question?

Cause, the "National Small Varmint Trappers Association" has no bigfoot imprint within the GOP that is why.

Moreover the use of the neologism "varmint" is just plain silly coming from an educated former Governor of Massachusetts and a Bishop in the Church of Latter Day Saints.
Not a week seems to go by that Mitt Romney doesn't indulge some head-scratching craven-ness in his increasingly bizarrre quest for the Presidency.
"Varmints"....yeah yer a real mountain man with that one Mitt.

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