They've banned "Danny Boy" for the entire month of March in a desperate if doomed attempt to elevate the tone of Saint Patrick's Day.
Too bad there are no bars the Commonwealth with similar increment of courage.
Unfortunately if that ever happened the State Legislature would probably pass a law forcing ALL saloon's to pay "Danny Boy" all day in continuous loop on March 15th.
Now if they would only ban those dumb-ass green plastic bowlers and any singing on the part of elected officials. That would be cool.
I wonder how much money the brewery's spend to pimp the raw vulgar festival of false consciousness that is Saint Patrick's day as we know it?
I'll bet quite a bit but it pays I'm sure.
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