Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Ladies and Gentlemen of the Jury

I ask you, in all honesty, who among us has not wanted to pummel Mitt Romney now and again?
For his craven opportunism, his blatant insincerity, his toadyish tendencies, his unreliability, his mawkishness, his hopeless amateurism and his almighty bluster?
But taking a swing at him in First Class?
Mah frenz dat goes too damn far!
Well here I think at least we have reached a real "teachable moment" with Mitt, this may be the first issue on his life wherein Willard can finally connect with the common man.
By that I mean "air rage" and the somewhat barbaric conditions under which air travel is undertaken in this country, both passeneger and crew!
I mean, think about it Mitt, if someone can blow their stack in First Class (and if you aren't flying your wife first class then it's time to hustling for phat cashola again) imagine the Mad Maxian conditions that prevail in coach!

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