Sunday, March 06, 2011

The March of the Stupid...

Anyone of a number of presumptive GOP candidates for President entered the season this year with commanding strengths and a common air of confidence and purpose.
They exit the very month of February though, looking and sounding like beaten petulant blatherskites.
Lets run down the list shall we?
Sarah Palin may well have done herself fatal political damage when she was handed an easy-ass grace moment in the wake of the Tucson shootings and choose instead to lash out in an incoherent and self pitying six minute YouTube video.
Newt Gingrich and "High Pitched Rick" Santorum were suspended from the Fox Newsteat and all but ordered by their Liege Lord Rupert Murdoch to get off their ass and run for President.
Mike Huckabee tried to tie a young Barack Obama to the Mau Mau rebellion before taking an uncharacteristically nasty swipe at a pregnant and unmarried Natalie Portmann.
Oh and Mitt Romney...Yes indeedy the best is always saved for last.
Mitt went into full freep mode and re-wrote the introduction to his dumb-ass book as a serious collection of Tea Partei talking points and taking that awful wheedling wingnut tone that we know so well from campaign 2008.
And then again up in NH this weekend, Mitt Romney had this to say about "Obamacare" and host of other topics:
"The Federal Government isn't the answer for running health care any more than its the answer for running Amtrak or the Post Office".
The Post Office?
Jesus H. Christ!!!!
Romney wants to privatize the Post Office??
How the hell is Barnstead Parade supposed to prosper if it's paying Fedex style extortionate rates for it's daily mail?
That is assuming Fedex is even willing to deliver to Barnstead Parade...or Moultonboro for that fact.
What is Mitt pissed off about mail forwarding since he switches home states on a twice yearly basis??
This has got to be the stupidest thing Mitt Romney has said in over a year, and believe me, that is saying something.
Apparently overdosing on stupid pills is now a pre-requisite for the GOP nomination for President, apparently you'll gat no heat unless you rave and rant like a perfect lunatic.

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