Tuesday, April 12, 2011

As predictable as an unloved season

Willard Mitt Romney, Former Republican Governor of Massachusetts has organized a "presidential exploratory committee" for 2012.

Honestly, has Mitt anything new to say??
Decidedly not, but that won't stop him from begging wheedling whining and in general playing the presidential bringdown from Council Bluffs to Epsom Circle.
And right now, ghod help us, given the plurality of Tourette's sufferers and teachables that are in the GOP Presidential race, Romney factors in as the de facto front runner.
He succeeds because he is the least embarrassing.
Which won't last long, Romney can't handle the proverbial "right hook", the first book worshipper who starts singing "Jesus Lover of My Soul" in debate and Mitt will fall over in a swoon sweating and gibbering.
Romney prospers because we have exited the Age of Heroes, he is at best "C-List", in the aufklarung of Saint Ronald of Malibu he'd be at best a Secretary of Commerce nominee.
But these days, he is a frontrunner for however long it lasts.
 Just remember so far, Romney is two and one, and the man could eff up a two car funeral...I mean forget what his local apologists say.

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