Crude and rampant....

So let me get this straight...Tom Delay tried to sic the Department of Homeland Security on the wandering democrats of the Texas State Legislature?
The Texas Department of Safety (the "staties" in Bay State Patois) called up DHS and tried to claim that an aircraft with some legislators on board went "missing"?
And not for nothing, but isn't it a felony to try and scam a serious law enforcement organization like that?
Is anyone else appalled at the thought that put two heartbeats stand between Tom Delay and the Presidency?
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Okay so colorless spineless Denny Hastert is technically third in line the line of succession. However, as my one of my DC sources alleges, The Speaker has to raise his hand and ask his nominal subordinate Tom Delay for permission to use the privy.
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Delay is looking more and more like Allen Drury's malevolent U.S. Senator Fred Van Ackerman every day...in "Come Nineveh, Come Tyre" Fred finally becomes the Secret Police Chief of the U.S. and starts throwing his opponents in jail with gusto. Similarly somebody thwarts Tom Delay's scheme to gerrymander the Texas congressional delegation, and the tyrannical House Majority Leader can't wait to unleash the federales on his political opponents.
Sick
Demented
and soon to be
Typical...