Thursday, July 31, 2003

The Politics of the Escape "Hatch"...

Is there a more disgusting spineless jellyfish in the U.S. Senate than Orrin "Oral" Hatch?
Honest to Ghod I think he defecates in sheer ecstasy at the mere mention of George Bush Jr.'s name.
Hatch was on Imus yesterday fairing squealing with indignation, WMDs WILL be found in Iraq, the Democrats DON'T know what they are talking about...the President's lies in the State of the Union were "technically" correct.
The world is WRONG, my president is RIGHT!
Dear ghod even that old golem Imus found him tedious and irritating (I SWEAR I could hear the I-Mannikin sighing heavily in the background).
It was a sad performance by a wretched U.S. Senator who is in deep deep denial about nearly everything.
Now I may be wrong but wasn't Hatch the sex-hating puritanical freakjob who actually wear a hole in his tongue incessantly denouncing Bill Clinton's sex life?
Yup, he was...
So the Hatch doctrine is this, when democrats lie about sex it's grounds for impeachment, when republican's lie in order to start a war it's called "statecraft".
You can tell from his insincere high pitched obnoxious needy whine that Hatch does not believe this line of bullshit....no he is not that dumb.
He is a coward though.
He could come forward to put all his weighty "moral authority" on behalf of a full accounting of the President's mendacity in the lead up to war...but that requires courage and a believe that it's WRONG to lie like a dog in front of congress.
Frankly I think Senators Frist, Santorum, Hatch and Allen all need to enrolled in a "Courtiers Anonymous" 12 step program....their irrational dependency in the political fortunes of the incumbent President is bringing the ineffable spirit of democracy into disrepute.
Never mind sounding like a demented toadying old hag...
The U.S. Senate exists to protect our rights and make laws wholly and necessary for the public good...it is NOT a brothel from which to belch groveling praise for an unelected power worshipping presidential dilettante.
Sick
Demented
Typical...

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