Saturday, June 18, 2005

Destroying the GOP, one state at a time...

On the occasion of Governor Romney’s second fundraising trip to California in a year, The Boston Globe quotes Orange County GOP Chair Scott Baugh with this howler:
“he (Romney) has agreed to help us rebuild our party infrastructure in Orange County”.
Ah Scott...baby there are some one hundred and seventeen good-n-true Republican candidates for State Legislature who may well end up wards of the Commonwealth or digging ditches in Lowell because they believed Mitt Romney’s lavish promises to build the GOP’s local infrastructure.
Broken and shattered by an indifferent assault by the otherwise distracted local Democrats in 2004, these lost conservative souls wander the landscape in a daze sometimes writing letters to the editor or more often are found on park benches weeping piteously.
If you and the Golden State’s Republican Party are serious about accepting Mitt’s expert party-building advice then Governor Schwartzenegger may as well start reading scripts again thats all I can say.
Well of course, don’t kid yourself, nobody out there wants Mitt’s help even if he had any to offer. No this is a fundraising trip wherein the local GOP wheels can hear the Governor of Massachusetts jump ugly on his home state like the punk that he is. Arnie’s approval ratings are down so the local conservacracy has to do something to take their mind off things - and viola’ just in time comes this servile self loathing clown from Boston who’ll crawl before them for chump change...what could be more gratifying in these perilous times?

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