Sunday, February 12, 2006

Joanie the Phoney is at it again...

You would think in some five hundred plus words today Joan Vennochi would be able to devote a single sentence to a constructive national security proposal of any type.

I mean she is a Globe columnist and all, she must overhear useful ideas down at the office.

I mean, yuh think?

Ah well maybe, but that would leave less room for calling John Kerry both wimp and bully or excoriating all democrats as lazy, frantic, inept callow and worthless.

One thing Joanie is good at is exploiting traditional liberal self hatred. For there is nothing like our own self loathing when we lose an election. Alas the whole movement spirals into a bleak despair whereupon at the bottom of the pit, covered with intellectual feces and grinning like a starved mongoloid, is Joan Vennochi.

Ready, willing and oh so able to kick us when we are down.

Well I for one am DONE with that!
This is leadership we have, these are the cards we've been dealt, listening to Joanie call us all jerks and fools accomplishes NOTHING!

Joanie, I'm calling your ass out!
You think the democrats have a leadership crisis, an idea gap? Well shit sweetie, leadership can start on the Op Ed Page as well as anywhere else!!
Year after year I've had to read your cataract of spiteful nonsense, now I want ANSWERS!
Gimme just ONE proposal, ONE Foreign policy idea!
Just one!
No spite, no payback, no John-Kerry-is-a-bully-and-a-weakling....just tell us what your Big Idea for saving the nation!

C'mon Joanie, you are in the Globe twice a week that's plenty of room for one measly idea that'll stop our headlong flight into national bankruptcy and international catastrophe.

Hell, George Will has a big idea...it is an appalling notion of borrowing millions of yuan from the PRC to squander on a cute rate war in the desert and pay offs for the wealthiest of the wealthy...its a BAD idea but is AN idea.
Jeff Jacoby thinks that a snarling illiberal cur like George Bush is just the man to preach the old time gospel of democracy and tolerance to a panting vengeance crazed world.
Again a BAD idea but a closely held one all the same.

C'mon Joanie pony up, tell us YOUR plan!

Ah forget it, you don't have one who am I kidding?

When the mobs surge over the White House fence and the cities ignite like torches you'll still be snarling in the public prints like some shopworn middle school queen bee.
Retire, give it up, the world has passed you by.
At least when it all goes to smash I won't have to listen to your futile yammering!

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