Tuesday, April 08, 2008

Condi for Veep?

The latest rumor off the Potomac is that Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice, that lofty and inert vegetable, is interesting in the GOP Vice Presidential slot.
Well...it is a slow news week and Secretary Rice is clearly jonesing for some positive publicity after months out of the spotlight.
Either that or McCain's dumb-ass advisors actually think a black woman will trump all the democrats in the fall election...they are just credulous enough to believe this.
I on the other hand would relish even the most cursory cross examination of candidate Rice with respect to the endless bricks of money we've throw at Maliki the Mooch in Baghdad or even a brief discussion of the contents of her hope chest.
Ohhhh that was nasty...sometimes Humble Elias can't help himself.
Rice is a bad idea all around, lord knows what actual state she could deliver (I mean has anyone even seen her in California since 2004?) and her rep as Bush Family lackey will do naught but make enemies for McCain this fall.
In short, I hope she has a lock on it, nothing could provide more amusement.

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