All you need is cash....

Just time for the fall legislative campaign, the Kolobian Viceroy remembered to pump a hundred million dollars into local aid. This is so his hand-picked dacoits can have some money to talk about as they stammer and stumble through their Shawn Feddeman vetted speeches.
Never mind the fact that the Great and General Court has been trying to raise local aid since the imperial high noon of Jane "Jingle Money" Swift...nope in swoops Governor Decaf to take credit for the current modest state surplus.
It is all so very paltry and typical but oh just wait, Scott Lehigh will mark out hard for it next week and predict the imminent demise of the democrats.
Heartened by this loutish spectacle Mitt can, with a peaceful mind, roar off to his New Hampshire "summer home" via the family's allegedly uninsured SUV.
And there by whatever lake he infests, Mitt can gaze across the waters his cape fluttering in the breeze contemplating the thousands of suburban bankrupts soon to chant his holy name.

Meanwhile the supplemental budget only dredges up another 10 million for MCAS tutoring state wide. This is the equivalent of throwing a candy lifesaver to all those foundering Hispanic students that're dropping out in droves.

Come this fall pennies will become dollars, hundred will become thousands and what little we've got left will be spun as a cornucopia of reform induced abundance.
Sick
Demented
Typical...