Wednesday, June 23, 2004

Bishop Romney gets wood...

What a feeling it was, there was Governor Decaf, coiffed and powdered; happily lecturing the U.S. Senate on the dire threat posed by queers who covet bridal registries.
He cried out for laws and powers and action all to keep gays and their ilk far away from marriage licenses.
Romney must've been in seventh heaven, since his days as a missionary and a draft dodger in Paris he has longed for a chance to rebuke some alleged depavity...really any decadence would do.
For a fast rising apex predator demagogue it has to be sheer heaven to tell off a bunch of Senators...nothing but red meat for the vast hordes of wowsers Romney must placate if he ever hopes to ban coffee from the White House.
Yup...no doubt he was excited.
I mean look at that sneer of triumph Mitt has on the front page of the Globe....he is as happy as a sideshow geek who just bit the head off a chicken.
Never mind the fact that Romney is shamelessly shilling for a constitutional amendment to oppress the very tiny harmless minority that he embraced back in campaign 2002.

Mean while the Boston Globe's editorial pages essentially passed on the spectacle of a sitting Massachusetts Governor pimping for restrictions on a minority's inalienable rights. Scot Lehigh, ever bedazzled by the bright shiny nickel that is Willard Mitt Romney opined that the Kolobian Viceroy was "articulate" and "unflappable" during his testimony.
Lehigh, on the basis of considerable evidence to the contrary, went on to sigh that Romney's opinions on gay marriage were "sincere".
This was less a column and more a friendly film review quite frankly, with a tiny proviso attached at the end noting that the Bay State's electorate "might" get sick of Mitt's national posturing at some point.
Over on the Metro pages, Eileen McNamara has breathlessly discovered a sober hardworking civil servant named Kerry Healey alleged to be the Lieutenant Governor of the Commonwealth.
So we are plunging ever deeper down the rabbit hole here in the Commonwealth, no telling when we will hit bottom if ever with this pack of jackals and jack offs in charge.

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