The Globe's op-ed page...

hunkers down and comes out bitchin'!

Anyone catch the three-fer the other day?
Jeff Jacoby opined that John Edwards wasn't necessarily merely the threat to the rights and lives of all decent citizens.
Ellen Goodman sighed and was vexed that a woman didn't get a sinecure and isn't that somehow a sad sign on the times.
Joan Vennochi was rambling on about how "the two Johns" don't quite add up to a JFK or some twaddle like that.
You get the drift?
There is no operational difference between the Globe's op ed page and the Herald's when it comes to John Kerry he is singularly lacking in any conspicuous craven apologists or friends among the local punditariat.
The trend shows no sign of abating, most of these yobs are looking to get their tickets punched atop John Kerry's political grave-that fact alone is enough to rouse me to go door to door for the ticket in New Hampshire tomorrow.

Speaking of Jeff Jacoby it is almost time for another one of those lugubrious "my dearest Caleb" columns.
Pity the child of a columnist who is reduced to being a dependable rhetorical crutch during the summer doldrums.

I wouldn't mind these yankers so much but they are a pitiful naive' lot in so many ugly ways.
While they are trying to exploit the Kerry campaign for their own ill gotten ends, Governor Decaf allegedly and blithely fires Ardith Wieworka, the Commissioner of Child Care Services because she is marrying her same sex partner.
The Lehighs and McGrorys out there are utterly silent in regards to this shameless act.
Oh the Man from Kolob is walkin' with the Gods these days to be sure!
Only the class acts allowed in, Huey Long, Herman Talmadge and there next to his excellency, the late Orval Faubus, a demagogue so obscene he had to be forcibly restrained from taking up baby eating in public.
Mittens has raised up a slob army of brutes and realtors to run in the fall legislative election and now he is "sending a message" to every marriage minded miss and mister in the bureaucracy that he has a definite interest in just who they marry.
Bossy prick isn't he?
I mean who died and him sole Matrimony Czar of the Commonwealth?

And yet not a single apex predator columnist has taken up the issue...what with more important stuff out there like John Kerry's irresolute body language how could they?
It would be a disservice to the Commonwealth.