Wednesday, January 05, 2005

Joannie astirs...

Boston Globe columnista Joan Vennocchi awoke from a seeming two year long trance yesterday and branded Governor Mitt Romney a selfish self interested pol completely immersed in his own presidential ambitions.
But day-um that was a long snooze on her part wasn't it?
It is always ironic when the Globe's resident neocons suddenly arise from their stupor to discover their fave Mitt Romney is an inept opportunistic dipshit. At least its always ironic to Humble Elias.
Still and all, there is an odd spiteful quality to Joan's writing, its markedly humorless and embittered about an un-named something. When you link that up to a naive' belief in the Mitt myth you get the typical Globe pundit. These are people so desperate to prove their "I'm no liberal" bona fides that they will happily spout the most inane nonsense and toute the candidacies of palpable frauds like Mitt Romney.
And yet for all that, they cannot learn.
Two or six years from now when some other morbidly ambitious yap is running up and down the Commonwealth screeching reform-reform-reform, Joannie, Scot, and Brian will bark this jerk-off's praises like trained seals-count on it.

Sick
Demented
Typical...

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