Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Florida's unique "Catch -n- Release" program for rich dope fiends briefly netted one

Rush Limbaugh last week who upon returning from a vacation in the Dominican Republic was detained at the airport for three hours for possession of a viagra prescription.
Cynics out there have already noted that viagra apparently comes in the form of a little blue pill as does any one of a number of prescription pain killers...Possession of which would violate Limbaugh's light-as-ashes drug conviction.
What Humble Elias wants to know is, who the hell VACATIONS in the Dominican Republic? Especially a famously narrow minded praetorian jerk-off like Rush Limbaugh. So far as I know the country's main attraction other than the steaming heat is grinding poverty and famously lax rules governing the sale & distribution of pharmaceuticals.
The Chimes at Midnight is sure Limbaugh went there to giggle at the peonage, surely his trip had nothing to do with scrip shopping in the Caribbean's most wide open drug bazaar? No not a chance.

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