Friday, June 18, 2010

The American Sledgehammer of Irony

Tea Partei activists and the remnants of American Movement Conservatism cleave unto the same truism, that a Great Nation Does Not Apologize for ANYTHING It Has Done No Matter How Stupid, Brutal and Unnecessary Said Action May Be.
But use moral suasion (on a Johnsonian scope BTW) to liberate 20 billion USD from British Petroleum, and watch the very Flower of GOP Texas Manhood, Rep. Joe Barton GROVEL before Big Oil and apologize for our government's "shakedown"!!
"Ahhhm sorry suh fuh our guv'mint's shameful bid ta hold yew fi-nancially responsible fer yer own stupid errors -n- malevolence...."
Honest to frickin' ghod, Joe Barton's Vichy Act almost makes me ashamed to be an American...almost. This is nothing less than groveling before one's Owners, BP and it's ilk have been bankrolling vicious bastards like Joe Barton (and New Gingrich and Bob Ney and numberless hog wallowers in corruption) for Decades, of course, Joe Barton needs to truckle and toady, it is his god-damned livelihood at stake here!!!

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