Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Elias Nugator Teez Off...

It can't be easy to be Jeff Jacoby.
I mean he is the self proclaimed conservative opposition pundit at the allegedly liberal Boston Globe.
Everyone else in freeperdom is cashing in aggressively with book deals, cush radio chat show gigs, Fox News talking head welfare...and yet Jeff continues to tough it out down on Morrissey Boulevard standing his solitary watch.
And whenever the "SS Conservatism" hits an iceberg, Jeff is the first one to mount up to the boat deck with a bright shiny tin pail in hand, brain sparkling and freshly washed eager to form a bucket brigade on yet another sinking hulk.
Take today for instance, Jeff proclaims in tones pontifical that the Augusta National should suffer no boycot or criticism for its archaic policy of excluding women.
This is the same lame ass golf club that once excluded Jews and only allowed African Americans to join in 1990.
I wonder if they let Jewish Journalists in?
Jeff should really check on this.
Well this is Jeff Jacoby we are talking about, if push came to shove he'd likely insist publicly that the Augusta National literally has a right to exclude Jews.
 He has a weird tendency to shot himself in the foot repeatedly to prove his own point...It's be admirable if it was not so laughable.

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