An advance on Mother's Day:
Last night John IAT's venerable mother said the following:
"Far be it for me to criticize anyone's faith. Mitt Romney's religion won't let him drink, smoke, or touch caffeine-but he sure can LIE like a son of a b*tch! So THAT won't get him sent to hell, but if he drinks a coke he's doomed?"
3-5-03 10:17pm EST