Friday, September 03, 2010

Charlie "Ziplips" Baker's new commercial

is all feel-good rubbish in which he promises to cut all taxes and somehow increase local aid to stratospheric levels.  It might work, the US Chamber of Commerce is running pretty much the same line of bullshit on Paul Hodes up in New Hampshire...so their thesis is reasonable sound.
However just a note to the State Republican Committee, if you are gonna be running these adverts ten an hour til election day, don't shoot Charlie in profile, his chin looks deflated, and his nose looks skinny and those beady little eyes of his...I'd hire an actor as Baker's stand in (that is legal right?) and do something about that flat nasal voice of his...it's irritating, hire one of WBUR's announcers to dub Charlie's lines (that is legal as well right?).
Look the man routinely speaks to empty halls all over the Commonwealth, you mooks have to get these commercials right or lose the whole dealio.
Just sayin'.

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