The Candidator
....a rosey sunday school collection of questions for the Mighty Austrian:
Just how much plastic surgery has Schwarzenegger booked these last ten years trying to come off as a athletic forty year old?
I'm idly curious, questions like this are no doubt gonna pass of serious policy discourse in the great California Clown Campaign that loometh on the far coast.
So we may as well start in with them now.
And then there is the congenital finger wagging all governors must indulge in...given Schwarzenegger's history steroid abuse who would take any anti-drug sloganeering from him seriously?
Is he still taking steroids I wonder?
Did they contribute in some way to his heart bypass surgery a few years ago?
And there is Arnold's mysterious meeting with Enron's Ken Lay back in May of 2001.
Did Arnold own Enron stock...did he sell off high?
Was he advised of Enron's plans to reduce California's citizenry to indentured ratepaying serfs?
Given Schwarzengger's alleged lavish use of hookers from out the stable of Heidi Fleiss I do think it relevant to ask if he favors the legalization of prostitution?
I mean drugs, piracy, whores, and plastic surgery is a pretty powerful platform IMHO...He ought to push it for all he is worth.
Oh and lets not forget the alleged gay nudie pics...they are sure to send legions of little old ladies in tennis shoes stampeding to the polls...
On whose behalf I cannot say.
:)
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