I have to stop reading the morning paper...

As U.S. troops are apparently re-equipping themselves with confiscated AK-47's.
If the Boston Globe is to be believed our soldiers-especially the armored groups are actually short on firearms in Iraq!!!
Dear Ghod what is this?
The Red Army at Stalingrad?
Wherein unarmed Russian soldiers were ordered to take the rifles from their dead comrades??
Just how big an ivory tower dingbat is Donald Rumsfeld that he thinks he can wage a retail war at dollar shop prices???
I suppose if the funding doesn't cover it, the DoD could start equipping it's tank crews with the dependable M1 Garand or if need be the trusty Springfield long rifle from World War One.
Oh wait...no doubt one of the President's campaign contributors got the contract to haul away these old guns for scrap metal!!!
ARRGH!
The Mutha-Luvin' American Army is SHORT on rifles and pistols?
Our Army?
The one that is costing us 460 billion a year to deploy????
They lack rifles and pistols in a hostile guerilla sodden country?
Dear Ghod all I can think of is Benito Mussolini sending the flower of Italian youth off to invade Greece from the mountains of Albania wearing cardboard boots on their feet, summer uniforms, and quaint 19th century rifles-if they had rifles at all!
This is a national disgrace, the most powerful nation on earth and our troops are scrounging rifles off stiffs!
These are the grown-ups?
These are the supermen of destiny on horseback????!!!
This is National Security??
These yobs are a matched bunch of cretins and hammerheads!!!!
This is a dingbat war...except real people are getting killed whilst these pinheads maunder on claiming "mission accomplished"....

Sick
Demented
Typical