Tuesday, August 18, 2009

The answer to a hungry hungry bloggers prayer

Former Senator Rick "High Pitched Rich" Santorum is thinking about running for President in 2012.

If there is a Ghod of Mercy and Justice and Hilarity in Heaven above, then puh-leez make it so!
I couldn't be happier if Ming the Merciless opened a Presidential Campaign Headquarters in Council Bluffs.

Piyush Bobbby Jindal with that hangdog Bob Denver face of his, Mad Sarah Palin, Willard Mitt Romney groaning thru his spreadsheets, the cowardly lion Newt Gingrich, Mike Huckabee that kinder gentler Claghorn and at long last the Fred Van Ackerman-esque Rick Santorum nasty little whiny voice and all.
A madder tea party cannot be imagined, for a line up like this, a veritable Amway Convention in Hell, I'd move to New Hampshire. Just the notion alone of this gathering of robots and sky-grifters debating one another at say, Saint Anselm College, moves me to convulsions of mirth.
Run Rick Run, thass all I kin say!!

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