Thursday, January 15, 2004

Romney on Ice....

I was channel surfing last night when I stumbled over one of the "News at Ten" stations doing a remote about the savage cold's affect on the local homeless population.
Sure enough the news crew found some wretched duffer on Boston Common who complained of losing his blanket and was forced to keep moving all night long to stave off freezing to death.
The poor fellow was uncommonly direct.
But then the arc-lights flared up and who stepped into the frame clad only in a thin sweater but our own Kolobian Viceroy, Willard Mitt Romney.
I don't know what was the greater danger to this old hobo, the wind-chill factor or Romney's icy demeanor.
You should have seen him, Romney's sharp little eyes swept the scene for the camera's red light and then he spent the entire sequence playing to the television, never once looking the homeless guy in the eye.
Romney looked right past this poor bastard with a cold reptilian glare.
I sincerely hope this old fellow found his way to a shelter, there is nothing so chilling as "comfort" from this unfeeling humorless Governor of ours.
My Ghod what a vain frivolous phony!
It was so cold last night I doubt Willard could've walked ten steps down the State House steps in that thin sweater before lapsing into convulsions.
Nevertheless, The Man from Kolob must demonstrate his superhuman immunity to cold no matter what the price.
He looked ridiculous...I mean why not start wearing a cape with a big "S" on it and be done with it?
And not for nothing, but who the hell sets up these fake television encounters that solely serve to make Mitt look like a caring hero?
If Romney really wants to be a hero on a cold winter night, why drag the TV news into it at all?
He is not up for re-election til 2006-asssuming elections are obsolete by then, why the good samaritan act?
I say it's his rumored falling popularity numbers...the newspapers haven't touched this story yet but Mitt's approval rating is allegedly below fifty percent.
If that is the case then he needs all the fake sentiment he can drum up over coat or no overcoat.
Sick
Demented
Typical....

PS:
Those very nice people at the Romney is a Fraud blog have vastly expanded on my post yesterday concerning the Governor's visit to Holyoke.
If you want the low-down on Romney's conflict of interest when it comes to drug policy, check it out.
Theirs is a wonderful informative blog which everyone should read every day as it has a level of insight into the Romney Admin that I can't hope to equal.

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