Santorum for Veep!

I refuse to yield, I'm convinced that Cheney is gonna step down next August and not run for re-election in the fall.
Which will give his alleged master George Bush the priceless opportunity to ramp up the convention with a new veep pick.
When the klaxon sounds and Santorum's name floats to the top of the scumbucket, please remember you read it here first on the Chimes at Midnight.
No my friends, this is not mere blogsturbation, I'm convinced that Santorum is relentlessly "amplifying his presence" with an eye towards the 2004 GOP vice presidential nomination.
High Pitched Rich is vain, blustery, a demagogue and a well coiffed sort of toady...he hasn't got the spine God gave a nerf ball
In other words he is a perfect fit for the current inhabitant of the White House.
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Santorum was in fact flogging himself like a medieval flagellant on the Imus program yesterday.
True to form Rich fairly groveled at the mere mention of the President's holy name.
However it was an appearance rich in useful themes for the coming presidential campaign.
Being a low sort of lout, Rich didn't come out openly for mob rule and mass fag bashing...no that would be too honest.
Time enough for that in 2005 once they've got this pesky election nonsense squared away.
No instead he recast the gay marriage issue as a judicial-constitutional matter, in which rampant activist judges were somehow imposing a new "right" on the poor helpless masses.
In other words, typical swindlespeak from La Famiglia Arbusto.
Thus Bush and Santorum are gonna run on a "smash the judiciary" ticket.
They aren't gonna talk about queers and their hope-chests per se just flail away at the judges that wanna reward homosexuals with super constitutional rights.
That is the current GOP line..and it is ingenious I will admit.
It is also only mildly offensive given the fact that a bunch of activist judges on the Supreme Court basically put Bush in office.
So it's Bush and Santorum in 2004, I feel sure of it.
A more primitive paranoid pairing can't be imagined.
Well what can I say?
The Busheviki are on a rampage to put the salad days of Abbie Hoffman and the Yippies to shame.
Who can really blame a malevolent young hack like Rich if he wants to ride this weird conglomeration of democracy hatred, judicial paranoia and queer bashing to the stars?

Sick
Demented
Typical....