Monday, August 16, 2004

The Herald soldiers on

Seemingly strong in the belief that what Greater Boston desperately needs is a tabloid daily devoted to exacerbating local self loathing.
Today the shrinking shrieker asks the rhetorical question “WHY? Is a convicted sex offender living in a home owned by Whitman’s Chief of Police?”
How the hell should I know?
I can’t even find Whitman on the map.
I’ll bet two thirds of the Herald’s supposedly live and local columnistas couldn’t find it to save their lives!
Whoa re these bums to go ranting and raving about sex anyway? They take all kinds of adverts from sleazy Rhode Island strip joints and adult video stores...fine example these hypocrites are setting.

That having been said, probably this miscreant needs to move soonest…and yes he needs to be watched…but the Herald would have us think that somehow this singular occurrence is dire PROOF of Massachusetts’ inherent suckiness.
They were wallowing in this line in the lead up to the DNC and now they are flogging it like a rented government mule.
Don’t know how much longer they can hold on pushing the notion that Massachusetts is hell on earth…that might go over big in Dixie but here where we-all live something better is needed.

Meanwhile the Herald’s greasy hero Mitt Romney can’t seem to get past Athens airport security no matter how many times he squeaks “Do you know who I am!?”
But then Mitt is very personification of the Bay State’s self loathing…we’ve somehow convinced ourselves that the Commonwealth is SO screwed up that only the economic acumen of a financial solon can save it.
Yet we end up with a dorky sociopath with the business wizardry of a night manager at Dairy Queen-that is where is the institutionalized self hatred comes in.

Massachusetts needs to shape up, get over itself, stop reading the Herald with it’s fright mongering and stop settling for third rate gigolos like Mitt Romney.
:)

Sick
Demented
Typical

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