Friday, August 13, 2004

Just what the greasy Guv needs...

Even more patronage resources.

Yes indeedy it seems that the insatiable tentacles of reform are now clutching away at our right to legal counsel. Nominally controlled by judiciary, Governor Decaf has seized on the recent release of two accused drug dealers in a legal mix-up to press for a take over of the public defender’s office.
Never mind the fact that the executive department is charged by the Massachusetts state constitution with prosecuting criminals…damn the potential for corruption and conflict of interest…”full steam ahead!” cries the Kolobian Viceroy.

I’m convinced that for some reason Romney waxes especially wrathful when these things are bought to his attention on one of his viceregal out of state tours.
Don’t know why maybe the petty scandals reflect poorly on him as he tries to beguile his future serfs in Provo Utah or Henniker New Hampshire.
However, the reasons why Romney has suddenly developed an unhealthy interest in the public defender’s office is clear loot, swag, wettin’ yer beak-in short, PATRONAGE!
And it is discount patronage as well because court assigned legal counsels in Massachusetts are among the lowest paid in the nation.
With the public defender’s office under Mitt’s control he’d have a huge source of low cost booty to distribute all across the the Commonwealth to deserving republicans.
My ghod there must be hundred perhaps thousands of worthless shyster lawyers who contributed to Romney’s 2002 campaign…he has to pay them off before he ascend into heaven or the Department of Homeland Security…this could be the cheapest way.
And even if, the supply of lawyers runs dry owing to the chump change compensation Romney can always truck em’ in from Utah or some other scumbag locale.

Sick
Demented
Typical…

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