Yup you heard it here first, why no Former Massachusetts Governor Jane "Jingle Money" Swift as McCain's VP?
She brings many strengths to the ticket...for one thing, she is a woman...and for another...well ummmm...gee....let me get back to you all.
Seriously though, Jane has been very loyal to the McCain campaign, she stuck by the Arizona senator when he was being billed below the cheap acts and poetry recitals. Nominating Jane would help dispel those unhelpful rumors that the GOP wants to deport all Massachusetts residents and use the state as storage facility for radioactive cobalt. Okay so maybe Jane is pro-choice, but hell so was Mitt Romney once, why let that goof up a sweet deal.
Otherwise so her husband is a bit of a golem but her kids are photogenic and she'll stump the country like a bug-eyed townie running for sanitation commissioner. McCain could do worse, and probably will.
Besides, it would piss off Mitt Romney to the nth degree...the payback factor should not be underestimated.
It is either this or Jane sits there in North Adams twiddling her thumbs waitin' for John Olver to cash in his retirement chips so she can get into a dicey race for congress with a strong possibility for a serious whuppin'.
I say McCain needs to take a leap of faith, believe in mediocrity, nominate Jane "Jingle Money" Swift for Vice President.
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