Monday, February 04, 2008

Trust Mitt Romney to find a

campaign surrogate even crazier and more dictatorial than John McCain. But then again it is just great to see former Pennsylvania senator "High Pitched Rick" Santorum out on the hustings, screaming and throwing tantrums like nothing ever happened.
Santorum claims that McCain's nasty temper is a serious bar to higher office, and indeed it is, but then again, Rick spent his entire political career trying to turn the USA into a tyrannical theocracy so who the hell is this little pissant to talk anyway?
Losers always know their own, hence Santorum has been drawn in to the Romney crusade like flies on a cow pie.
It is either that or some overpaid consultant in the Romney camp has decided "we lack a vital shrill-ness factor".

Moreoever, you have to wonder, no one can out sky-grift Mike Huckabee, what makes Romney think he can beat McCain by out "theocrating" the Arkansas Governor?
Why else would you drag in a beady eyed virtue pimp like Santorum into the primary? The little jerk just burned down Pennsylvania in '06, can he really do any business there for Romney?

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