New Jersey Governor Chris Christie

looks and acts all the world like a man who just triumphed at a Coney Island Pie Eating Contest.

On the other hand, Rick Perry's "game face" suggests a baffled neanderthal who came to the debate venue in search of the secret of fire...And of didn't find it.

And both these mooks are ample proof that the GOP will sooner nominate Achille Starace for President than the likes of Mitt Romney