Tuesday, January 08, 2008

GOPocalypse Now...

Hold it....just a moment, let me savor....yesss!!!
ROMNEY IS DEFEATED!!!!
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Oh watching Willard grin humorlessly and grind his jaw like an orangutang tonight was precious and lovely to behold. Those beady little eyes of his were sodden with repressed rage and hatred...you could tell he was totalling up in his mind ever dollar he'd flung at New Hampshire only to lose to an aging senate blowhard who was billed below the trained birds and the cheap acts not ninety days ago.
Ah but Willard never fails us, his "concession speech" tonight was naught but his chintzy standard stump oration with a different closer.
I actually felt bad for the battered die-hards in the hall tonight who were chanting "WE LOVE MITT!" before the cameras, it wasn't quite a rousing chorus of "Nearer My God to Thee" on the boat deck of the Titanic...but it was the best they could do.
Nothing so illustrates Romney's amateurism, than this sad tawdry end to what amounts to a long running inexplicable political delusion.
It has been a long bleak journey since election night 2006 when Mitt practically shoved Kerry Healey aside to test out his presidential stump speech on TV even as his faithful Lieutenant Governor was buried in an electoral landslide...but the end nonetheless is upon us. How much longer are Tagg and his brothers gonna let Daddy spend their children into pauperism with this cockammmamie presidential mishaugas?

it is OVER Mitt, give it up, they got too good a look at you and went with the old Golem with the bleached blonde trophy wife!
Forget it, that two minute commercial last night all but killed you in the polls, smarmy insincere, you lost a half a percentage point per ten secounds on that one.
FACE IT!
The more they see of you, the less they like you!
It is nothing personal guy, but you have (In the words of the late Lenny Bruce) a talent for making people vicious!
Just give it up, show some self respect for once in your life.

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